needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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