My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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