im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
