you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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