sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well I just put wine in my tea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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