Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
His nipple licking is glorious
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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