My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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