You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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