yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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