he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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