that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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