a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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