ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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