This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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