Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Im part way to drunk.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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