She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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