I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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