Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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