whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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