chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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