? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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