Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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