his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
