We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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