Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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