Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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