Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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