How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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