Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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