So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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