Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Your tits are I can't wait for
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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