You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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