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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I found somebody to have a 3 sum with

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  shutup! Who?!?

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  Hahaha April fools!

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.

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  Where are you?

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  Strip Club

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i used baking grease as lip gloss

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?

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• (209): View more from California

  Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?

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• (714): View more from California

  Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick

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