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• (248): View more from Michigan

  did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.

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  Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?

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• (61): View more from Australia

  Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.

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• (707): View more from California

  I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER

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• (716): View more from New York

  Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  She didn't have her own?

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.

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  Probably on drugs.

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