i love accidental penises.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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