Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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