Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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