if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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