Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
