Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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