You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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