toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
