so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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