Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
my god I love twenty year old dicks
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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