So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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