He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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