My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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