I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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