How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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