You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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