Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many bounce houses so little time
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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