He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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