I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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