White coat. Heels.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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